Friends: S.6 E.23

When Chandler enlist the help of Phoebe to find the perfect engagement ring for Monica, but after finding it Chandler realizes he has left his money at home. Phoebe is left alone at the store to grade the ring but gets distracted by all the jewelry and fails to do so. So, she decides to go track it down. The rings terns out to have been bought by anther man. Phoebe tracks the ring down, her and Chandler interrupts the enactment and convince the guy to sale him the ring. Meanwhile Joe and Ross become upset by all the time Chandler and Phoebe are spending together unaware of the true reason and decides to cut Chandler out of there lives.

 

Kim’s Convince S.1 E.1

After being accosted of homophobia by his daughter Janet during the Toronto Pride Week Mr. Kim decides to give a “gay” discount at his store, using his amazing gaydar to decides who is eligible for it. Daring the day a man enters the store claiming his gay, but Mr. Kim is not convinced, later he returns with his boy friend but still Mr. Kim is not convinced, and the boyfriend and Mr. Kim come to the concoction that he might be Bi. While this Eomma desperately attempt to set Jennet up with a “cool Christian Korean boyfriend”, Janet fights the notion claiming there are no such things as “cool Christian Korean boyfriend”.

 

Jake and Jill when up the hill, look for some real good thrills. O gully o gee what did they see, but a little old man stuck in a tree. Jill cried “I see a pointy hat for a matter a fact. It’s Mr.Mcgoo, it’s Mr.Mcgoo who stuck all the way up that tree!” So, they ran right up and with out a frown, they yelled real loud “Mr.Mcgoo why are you up, in that tree?” With a little old voice yelped with fear “I’m stuck, I’m stuck can’t you see, I saw the big blue sky it called for me!” Jake and Jill looked at one another “What can we do to help each other?” So Jake thought long and heard with Jill too “What can we do? To help Mr.Mcgoo?” With a big dopey smile Jill leapt in the air “I got it, I got it what can we do? But climb right up and help Mr.Mcgoo!” Jake look right up “it’s pretty high if we fall, we my just die?” With a nod of there heads they climbed right up. At the top there Mr.Mcgoo sat, with his big old pointy hat for a matter a fact. So, they gave him a hand down, but right before they got to the ground Jake slipped and broke his crown. With tears in his eye and a hand on his head he looked at Jill and said, “I got a pain in my head and I think I should go to bed.” As Jill helped him up all filled with pain, and they hobbled a way. Mr.Mcgoo now safe on the ground, look at the sky with out a frown.

 

Description:

When a cynical scientist survives the vampire apocalypse and a failed writer he learns that the end of the world they team up to get to the only place that isn’t over run by vampires and the earth wont destroy, along the way they both try to achieve there goals Jake’s of winning back his wife from her new plastic surgeon boyfriend and Neville’s of not dying.

 

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Jake sit looking intensely at his laptop, camera zooms to see what he has been reading an article on his laptops read ‘how to steal your ex-wife brake from her new wealth plastic surgeon boyfriend’. Gordon (the surgeon boyfriend) enters the room “well what you are looking at?” Jake slams the laptop shut “nothing!” yelps Jake Gordon opens the laptop back up “how to steal your ex-wife back from her new wealth plastic surgeon boyfriend…is this for your new book?” “yes” nods Jack “So what’s the new book about?” “well is about a man trying to win back his ex-wife from her new boyfriend.  he’s  a wealthy  plastic surgeon  but really ugly,….and he is a complete home wrecked, but he didn’t have an affair just came in and took everything away from a honest working man, shear he wasn’t a grate husband but still it’s not like he cheated or hit their kids, but no ‘your never pay attention to me’ but  this boyfriend isn’t much better he is loud, and sucks up to everyone and did I say not attractive at all… I don’t know what she sees in you…him. He always wears stupid looking scrubs and come on a plastic surgeon really, and did I say he was ugly” “wow” says Gordon “this boyfriend should like a real dick head, where did you get your inspirations from a character like that?” Jake quick responds with “ o you know  just my imagination” “ you must be a  good write he almost feels real” “yup.”

 

 

 

 

 

New York City a baron waste land over run by virus filled vampires, Robert Neville with his back to a wall he stumbled as he prepared to take is final breaths alone? He was the last man in New York, was he going to die at hands of these monsters? The rifle he held only had one of bullet left, “I should have stay put!” he told himself but if he did he would already be dead. His lab gone, eaten by a mysterious cassum that appeared out of no where. Once was a virologist in the US Army but now a dead man, He shut his eye he refused to die at the hands of this monsters he aimed the riffle resting it on his chin he taught of what he had lose and lifted his finger.

A sudden crash boomed he open his eyes a plane had crash landed on the horde killing them all, only landing mere feet from where he stood. “Lilly, Lilly? Are you, all right?” a man yelled in panic “I’m okay daddy” “how about everyone else?” a sear of monas ringed out. A man emerged looking dazed “are you kidding me!” he shouted, “the landing gear is gone, what are we going to do?” frustrated. Neville snapped out of his shock and ran towards the man “who are you? Where did you come from? Are…” the strange man cut him off “I don’t have time for your questions a have a plane full of people and I need to get them to China! Also, where are we?” the man looked confused but then his face quickly shifted in to one of fear. “where in New York aren’t we?” as he stared at an extremely damaged Empire States building off in the distance, Neville nodded “I herd the virus was bad but this…” “try not to think about it” Neville cut him off. A little girl emerged from the plane “daddy, come-on we are running out of time” she grabbed his leg “I know sweety” he quickly responded “ I’m Jackson Curtis and this is Lilly, my family and I are trying to get to China do you know where we can find a replacement plane there has to be on in an abandoned city like this?” “why do you want to go to China?” Neville asked, Jackson responded by telling him about the end of the world and how there were ships in China to save them, Neville could not believe it but if you had asked him if there would be a vampire take over of New York he wouldn’t have believed it ether he quickly remembered the mysterious crack, “there could be one at the airport.” Jackson turned and yelled for they others to come out, a small group of people exited the crashed plane. “A few blocks that way” Neville pointed forward, they quickly walk to the once flourishing airport. “Will that work!” squealed Lilly, Jackson nodded “way to go champ” a crash in the distends echoed buildings started to collapse “we better get moving” they navigated to the runway.

They all bored the plane Jackson reach out his hand “Are you coming?” before Neville could respond the sound of crumbling ground got louder and a ball of fire blew into the air, Neville grabbed Jackson’s hand and leaped into the plane. The loud noise had awaked a dormant horde of vampires and they started charging to worded them Jackson yelled “Start the engines!” the plane started moving the horde leaped forwarded, a boom erupted sending a shock wave, hitting the plane only a few feet in the air. With the door still open Neville got through out grabbing on to the landing gear.

Jackson reached out his hand “Grab my hand!” he screamed to Neville, Neville started to slip off the landing gear as the plane moved higher and higher in to the air. The horde of the abominations at his feet “Grab it!” yelled Jackson the engine blared making Neville’s ears ring.  Is this what his life had led to, to die long with millions of vampiric monsters while the last few human flies away, just hour after finally finding them? For a second, he thought of just letting go ending it all, the engine blared again. Neville’s grip slipped more and more by the second he looked up at Jackson and he reach out his hand, let’s go to China!”

 

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Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton